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beauty and the beast

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kaz ishmael
beauty and the beast

one time me and my girlfriend was walking down the street and this guy said ..."hey looked ..its Beauty and the Beast " and I get really mad and angry ......and I look at him and I said ......how dare you call my girlfriend a beast.

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