Funny

I'm Barney Fife and I accidentally blew off my foot.
Andy took my gun and put it somewhere and you...

The first time i see the girl
I wanted to meet her family
so i went buy a diamond ring...

My Cousin scared the hell out of me when he bought a space shuttle.
When he blasted off, I wet my...

<Trump Card: A valuable resource that may be used, especially as a surprise, in order to gain an...

Something happened when I lit a cigarette in an oxygen tent.
I'll tell you what happened instead of...

Some people say she was crazy, they think that she was out of her mind.
She paid the price when she...

You want equality so our dates are going to be Dutch Treat.
When we go to restaurants, you will pay...

A thug was set free even though he committed a crime.
The reason why he was set free was because I'm...

People are laughing but I don't think it's funny.
A dirty rotten crook stole my stolen money....

I'm a Gungan from the planet Naboo and my name is Jar Jar Binks.
Senator Padme put me in charge once...

This world we live in, is a funny place

far to complicated for me, you know

want to see...

I'm the Emperor and I have a face that looks like a prune.
I have dark circles around my eyes which...

Who knows what, where or when ?

But it was neither there nor then !

I haven't got a clue...

Old Betsy is my shotgun and she keeps most salesmen away.
But some come on my property but they sure...

Old Betsy is my shotgun and she's something that men end up dreading.
When my daughters get pregnant...

Old Betsy is my shotgun and she's the reason why I don't keep my money in a bank.
When people try to...