Funny

Do you ever feel like a lightning bolt,
Drifting through the clouds, wanting to strike again?...

Opera has this aroma that makes me wanna roama,

And now I find my self in Arabia,

Now go...

Do you sometimes see a Zulu Warrior

Staring back from the mirror in the morning!

A nasty...

i wrote this out of anger so it's gunna sound funny and wierd so enjoy becaus we all have our inner moments...

im a farmer,
with no sauder,
and i need to work harder,
for my daughter,
her...

i like to crap,
with my tap,
in my hand,
reading the paper,
wile dancing in the...

my name is nick,
and i hang with a prick,
witch i like to kick,
btw im also a prick,...

my name is berry,
and my moms to hairy,
and my dad is to canny,
so i buy some candy,...

There is something about me that people find hard to construe.
I'm only eleven years old even though...

To my future ex-wife

When we first met,

I knew you were wrong without a bet.

...

Something happened to me a few years ago that was really bizarre.
I was arrested for drinking and...

In the year 2019, a woman had a sex change.
Then he traveled back in time and what happened was...

You won't believe what I went through when I went to a black man's barbershop.
He was a racist jerk...

Last month I caught a man when he tried to steal my freezer.
I was shocked because he's eighty-seven...

When I heard the song
I didn't understand
When I heard the song
I didn't care
...

It's getting closer to the time of when you go,

I thought you was all talk it was all a show,...