Funny

Walking 'round our yard, I just wanted to see
if any little friends wanted company..
I saw...

Remember when the good old days weren’t so old,

When kids actually did what they were told,...

Children are gift of God
without them, the Mother Earth
would be as dull as ever.
...

There is a country man who takes his city cousin out for his first fishing trip.
So these two men...

I am a dragon
Who lives in a fantasy world
I wonder about things
that are far away...

Our school is filled with plenty of odd people

Even though we are all called Eagles.

I can...

Most folk just like the taste, they are happy with Rose,

Others think they are the shit, and ask...

The Old School

Up grey stone steps and through the intimidating wooden doors beneath the School...

I woke up on Christmas morning,

to find nothing under my tree,

then I went to the restroom...

GOLFING

You’re in Palm Springs, not much to do
But golf and get some sun
Hop on a...

It was 23yrs today, the Gypsies gave you away, it was plain on the surface You fled from the circus and...

I put my son over my knee and his butt sure is sore.

I spanked him good when he bought a...

Life, life is short, poems can be short, my poems are usually short!

Poems don't have expiration...

Waiting, Waiting
My patience swaying
Waiting, Waiting
When I could be playing...

Yum yum give me some
I drool all over myself
And lick my thumb

You got to eat
...

I walked down the street today
As one would
Wearing my bright green shoes
As not...