Funny

Sometimes you're stupid and other times you're smart.

You stole the Mona Lisa which is a brilliant...

The witches swoop around all night,
Giving everyone below a fright
Upon their broomsticks in...

I once won a silver, a bronze and a gold,
I once had to sleep on the ground where its cold,
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Out on the town tonight I decided to go
Get dressed and step out on the row
Make an entrance...

I was mingling in a chat room when I met this handsome guy
well he said that he was handsome, surely...

The room is spinning round and round

I try to focus on the ground

My legs, they just refuse...

I like the trhill
The way they work the drill
Running up or down that hill
" He sure...

WHY I'M STILL SINGLE

7th September 2013

I guess I'm still single because I'm just not there...

Ugg and Ogg, on a rock they sat.
The pair were in hiding from the sabred cat.
They had hunted...

The bell rings again, and footsteps fade,

Now open the gateway to fantasy, and join the sweetshop...

This is something my dad used to tell me when i was a nipper I don't Know if he wrote it or not but, It...

What could I write to make me some money

It will have to be smart it will have to be funny

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We're Bo and Luke Duke and we fight crime.
When criminals tangle with us, they do hard time.
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