Funny

People think that I'm a horse because of my ugly horse face.
When I go to the track, everybody...

I'm having to save a lady from an ape that's strong.
He throws barrels at me and his name is Donkey...

Every time you come around,
I smell you odor strong!
A ripe cabbaged skunk,
Sweating...

There are some articulations that are easier to swallow,

There are others that appear to me as mean...

If your friend goes on a cruise you must do a very good deed

you can give them a book on titanic to...

I'm just a gym shoe, nobody respects me,
I'm all untied, and kids neglect me.
I have mud on...