Funny

I LOVE MEAL-TIME,S GETTING COVERED IN GOO!
I HAVE A WAIL OF A TIME ! I REALLY REALLY DO !
...

Hell hath no fury like a woman with PMS.
It's that time of the month and I'm in distress.
I'm...

The motion picture I would see,

Would change my life entirely.

The pictures messing with my...

I don't care who you are, Don't care what you did, As long as you love me.
Then there will be no...

If I had a drink
for every fuck I give
I'd be one
Sober
Motherfucker

...

I,M BEING CARRIED OFF
TO THE FUNNY FARM!
SO. I CAN DO
NO-ONE NO HARM!
IN THIS...

You know I love my baby!
Oh, let me count the ways....
'bout Fitty, 'bout Fitty
...

I woke up this morning feeling kinda strange; like I had fire in my veins.

I might just be going...

Balloons and candy
Cards and roses.
All to show someone else
How you really feel....

BACON!
WHY'DYOUHAVETOGOANDMAKEFACON
Iwantedto
Whydidyouputitonthetable
Iwanted...

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I'm a used car salesman and I have plenty of cars for sale.
But don't drive them down hill because...

The Funny Man

If you meet the funny man
You'll find he does the best he can
To make...

Man talk about some horrible timing,

Supposed to be at wedding but I'm in my room rhyming,

...

“A day without sunshine is like... well... night”
A brilliant axiom I say
To the person who...

Ridin' high up on my hips
two strings that were about to nip
your teeth gripped in animal...