Funny

Can you comment on my poems and let me
know what you think?

I really want to know if you...

Hello Spring
by poet Ron

Yay! Yay!
Ring a ding dong!
Here comes spring!...

Up from the sea! Lo-

Ancient monster lifted,

Casting shadow

Upon the land below...

"Have you every been sitting in class,

Then you realize by surprise you have to pass gas?...

Just because I loved her so

Did I have to forfeit my mischievous soul?

All I did was pull a...

I LOVE AN APRIL FOOL!
MAKING SOMEONE
LOOK A COMPLETE TOOL!
PLAYING ON THEM A SILLY...

There's a game that I play back home with the lads,
You need a console, a TV and two Xbox pads...

LUCKY YOU.. YOU,VE WON FIRST PRIZE!
IT,S REALLY ALL YOURS, I,LL TELL YOU NO LIE,S!
IT,S JUST...

Pi- what an odd thing it is
This never-ending number that may seem amiss
After all, it cannot...

WHAT A BLOODY CLEVER BITCH!
HANDY IF..YOU,VE GOT AN ITCH?
WHAT A VERY CLEVER TRICK!
IF...

MEDICINE FOR THE SANE

To cure a headache:

1.Boil a cake that refused to bake

2.Eat...

GOD..I REALLY FEEL
THE NEED ...FOR
YOU..TO LICK
OFF MY LOVE BEADS!
LICK THEM...

We write and write to our soul’s delight

To those who shine like 5 stars so bright

Bring...

Would you use a condom twice?

do I need to read your poem thrice

I read the same line...

I can have wine sit on the table untouched all month long.

Until my neighbor comes over.

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