Humor

It all started when my damn house was infested.
I killed every rat in my house and I was arrested....

My wife died and I was the only parent that my son had.
But he decided to get me in trouble because...

I got my driver’s license, soon after I turned sixteen;
In the Summer of 1960, coolest thing I’d...

My old pal put the fiend in friend.
He caused our friendship to end.
He took my car without...

When it came to the 2016 Presidential nominations, they were rigged.
Trump and Clinton's nominations...

When I went to Walmart, a man bought the last Nintendo Switch.
I was angry and I decided to steal it...

I tortured a man and it gave me pleasure to hear him holler and squeal.
He sounded just like a pig...

I’ve found a new enjoyment, now that I have time to kill;
I spend a couple hours daily, honing my...

I remember what happened 24 years ago.
I went to Walmart and I bought a 3DO.
The 3DO was a...

Some people call my cousin stupid and others call him mentally ill.
He counterfeited money but he...

If video games were like crack, I would've been dead long ago.
If video games were like crack, I...

When it comes to my neighbor, I usually have a fit.
He irritates the hell out of me and he's a...

A man's birthday only comes around once a year.
You wanted revenge because I drank your last beer....

When my nephew's wish didn't come true, he wanted to be dead.
He wanted his teddy bear to come to...

(Inspired by 'The Golden Goose' fairytale.)

I have a story about why my ex-girlfriend sucks....

Last week while I slept, my damn neighbor decided to rob me.
He stole my car which was an identical...

You know
when you
Say Goodbye
Like a Beatles
record that
Skips
I...