Humor

For well over fifteen years now, at Panera’s have we dined;
Their prices a little bit higher, but...

My main man mighty Morpheus, I miss you now so much;
In years past, you brought me slumber, with...

Back in the nineties, a video game was made that was called 'Mario is Missing'.
But the game was...

Damn it Joe
have you
Ever
Heard of
Personal spaces?

I know your
...

It was Halloween night but I had no candy.
But I did have an air rifle and it came in handy.
...

Sometimes working at GameStop is good but other times, it sucks.
Last week a woman tried to buy an...

Until last month, I had a sixty year old pen pal.
She turned out to be a liar and a not so nice gal...

I have a story to tell but it's pretty dark.
I get in a lot of trouble with my loan shark.
He...

When my son asked me to buy him the new Call of doody, I said no.
I had to ground him because of the...

When I was alive, I was a big fan of the Indiana Jones films but that was a mistake.
When it came to...

The funniest movie in history, came out in 1964;
Called “A Mad, Mad, Mad World”, it will have you...

I got in big trouble one day when I went to the mall to shop.
I beat the crap out of one of the...

I saw a man crying when he bought two shopping carts full of groceries.
The man had to pay about...

Some agree with what my brother did but others don't understand.
Something bad happened and he...

I'm getting sick of the people who come to my store to shop.
They come here and try to steal and I...

It all started when my damn house was infested.
I killed every rat in my house and I was arrested....

My wife died and I was the only parent that my son had.
But he decided to get me in trouble because...