When I ordered a suckling pig, it turned out to be Porky Pig's son. I learned that when Porky got...
When I built a time machine, I traveled back to 1977 and gave my younger self a hard smack. When I...
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Lost my writing mojo my thoughts have nowhere to go there staying in my heart and don'...
Because of my upbringing and education, I'm a man who has substance and class. But nobody will...
Prohibition began one hundred years ago in the USA. People had their right to drink booze taken away...
My Wife looks like she's pregnant but she's just fat. People have been congratulating her and she...
When I asked my wife what I was getting for Christmas, she kicked me in the balls. That wasn't what...
Every Saturday morning at seven, we take Cookie to PetSmart Doggie Day Care; Across the street is a...
I sing a song In these days of December. Just a little song So that I can best...
Certain people hate the Wii U, they call it a piece of crap. But I like the game console and I think...
Let me tell you about an experience that wasn't great. I would follow women around the grocery store...
Ain't no vicious rumor, but dead serious joke cuz no princess can kiss bajillion times...
With considerable enthusiasm, the doctor convinced his patient how important it was for him to operate....
A man made a mistake when he decided to throw me down his well. He wanted me to do something but he...
The dive, the flop, and you come to a stop, diving for the volleyball, missing it, instead smelling the hot...
They said it couldn't be done, they said that my chances were slim. I stole a Police Car from two...
