Humor

It was named for a famous pirate, who was known as John Laffite
It is the absolute culmination, for...

The camel in the zoo got the hump one day
No other zoo animals wanted to play
The...

A student named Mackenzie, Mac for short, arrived at his English Lit class;
He could not believe...

Once a month, when comes a full moon, Lupine auras fill the night;
They infiltrate selected...

I'm furious and I had a falling out with my father and mother.
I'm angry because they can't keep...

This tale begins five hundred years ago, about quite a famous Count;
Who lived in Transylvania, in...

It was 1981 and the arcade owner started to shout.
He was furious and he told me to get the f*** out...

You may find it to be amusing but I don't think it's one bit funny.
I have a twenty year old son who...

I've been playing video games since 1981.
I've played them so much because they're fun.
They...

People call me stupid because I believe the earth is flat.
They laugh and call me an idiot because I...

When we went hunting, I accidentally shot you in the butt.
And you aimed your rifle at my crotch and...

My wife became furious because I forgot to buy her some candy and flowers.
The bitch tried to...

I hate to say I told you so but you wouldn't listen to me.
And your so called girlfriend went on a...

Saturday morning, Linda and I dressed up, we were headed “Out On The Town”;
The first stop was our...

When I said that Hillary Clinton sucks, my daughter punched me in the head.
I cut a hickory switch...

We all have deep anxieties, and many, when on the brink;
Go to a professional seeking answers, they...

I'm sitting in a cell because I kicked a man's sorry butt.
I beat the crap out of him because he...