Humor

When everything has been said and done.
You are not good enough for my son.
You've been with...

She is Daisy Duke and her cousins went too far.
Bo and Luke accidentally destroyed her yellow car....

Looking at some
of the Modern
Poets of Today

Ocean Vuong
Atticus
Rupi...

As I climax to the highest of the aspects of my life
I enjoy the critics;
like a fetish to...

Hello
I am the
The Deplorable Poet
My Existence
MY MISSION
is
To...

A jerk thought he was being smart when he stole my Ford truck.
But he didn't know that it had no...

I shouldn't have given my son a choice when I bought him a car.
He could've chosen something cheaper...

Even though I'm only twenty-seven years old, my hair has turned gray.
I was beaten by a boxer who...

People ganged up on me and I didn't stand a chance.
It was because when I watched The Dukes of...

When my girlfriend and I went to a restaurant, Elaine Benes started harassing her.
When she saw my...

I'm angry because of a gift that I received on my birthday.
My friend bought me "Batman and Robin"...

It was one of the dumbest things that I've ever seen.
My stupid daughter put a screen door on my...

When I died, I arrived in Hell and there was a lesson that I quickly learned.
Satan is using a new...

I was a terribly hungry teenager, “The Night I Fell For Chocolate Cake”;
The most scrumptious sweet...

When I was a lad of eighteen, in the Spring of sixty-three;
I read a magazine article, that truly...

It was named for a famous pirate, who was known as John Laffite
It is the absolute culmination, for...

The camel in the zoo got the hump one day
No other zoo animals wanted to play
The...