Humor

I'm sorry to say that I have a houseguest.
The asshole is a troublemaker and a pest.
He...

None of Ben Cartwright's sons will date my daughter.
Staying away from those boys is what I've...

A damn hawk swooped down and swiped my baby.
He flew away with my son and I don't mean maybe....

A tongue twisting tale about Jim and Kim
Kim is a her and Jim is definitely a him
Met each...

Used car salesmen make good Congressmen because they're both crooks.
I own a used car lot and if you...

I need to warn you about something you shouldn't do.
If you watch the Star Wars Holiday Special, it...

I want to share a story of mine.
It's about how to never have to wait in lines.
If you listen...

I lost my wiener because my ex-wife cut off my log.
And the doctor had to replace my dick with a dog...

Mary Berry, Mary Berry, are you essential,
Mary Berry, Mary Berry, are you essential - no;
...

I was nearly killed and I'm damn lucky to be alive.
This Christmas my son won't get a Playstation 5...

For Christmas
I decided
to have a conversation
with Miss Daisy

If I had the...

Since " selfishness is self destruction in slow motion, "
I'm going year!
to new
stop...

They say eyes
are the windows
Of the soul
Lately mine
Could use some
...

I`m using this poem as a bit of refresher, been stuck in a state of mind for a while. So its more for me...

I remember it all so clearly now,
The words he spoke to me
They all came from this bird I saw...

I learned that Arthur Fonzerelli was actually a wimp.
I beat him senseless and he started walking...

In their struggle for the good of men
codes appeal to the curiosity of their hosts
appearing...