Humor

I got tired of being called a hillbilly from the sticks.
So I built a time machine and traveled back...

I had all of the original Star Wars action figures that were sealed in their packs.
My ex-friend...

Yesterday we went to Carrabba’s, a food chain throughout the U.S.A.;
We’ve had fine meals at many...

What was the point of going to college and furthering my education?
I've been here for twenty years...

One day while on an appraisal, to assess a work of art;
I was warned about a little Yorkie, that...

Many injuries have occurred because of this stupid son of mine.
My youngest son is so ignorant that...

My wife reads the novel, “Moby Dick”, at least once or twice a week;
Her favorite character is the...

A maniac has kidnapped me and he's holding a gun to my head.
He's forcing me to watch the new Doctor...

People started returning apples to my store.
Because of word of mouth, they don't want them anymore...

Whenever I buy cigarettes, my neighbor steals them.
I really hate thieves and a part of me wants to...

The wart-hog can be ferocious, so scary with its long tusks;
Especially if you come across one, in...

I tried cooking dinner with wine last night
after five glasses I didn't care if it was right
...

My parents bought me an NES thirty years ago in 1988.
At the time, owning that video game console...

Last year, I found five million dollars in a briefcase.
The owners want it back, I'm constantly...

I learned that the woman of my dreams isn't a filly.
Just a few nights ago, I learned that she has a...

Bruce Banner turned into the Hulk when he got a flu shot.
He turned into the Hulk because it hurt a...