Humor

I felt terrible then
and no one believes I got out of that for free
I said Sorry to everyone...

I watched the worst movie ever made, it truly sucks.
The movie that I'm talking about is Howard the...

I got my butt kicked by a man who has very big muscles.
I was moving in on his girlfriend who is...

I own something that makes my life a living Hell.
I've become a social outcast because I drive an...

When a man said he rode a hog, I thought he was talking about a motorbike.
But he actually rode a...

When I got a job, the boss didn't tell me what he would pay.
That low life piece of scum only gave...

I'm a criminal and my name is Doctor Claw.
I'm very mean and I've broken every law.
Most...

Something happened to me that chills me to the bone.
Nobody recognizes me, I think I'm in the...

One year when we were snowbirds, going from Boston to Florida stay;
We needed to find an apartment...

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
But he didn't fall deliberately...

Down in Southern Florida, deep-sea fishing is an easy thing to do;
For marinas have several fishing...

Written when issued a challenge from Linda to solve a murder mystery.
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The classiest train...

Everybody laughs at my wife because she smokes a corn cob pipe.
She doesn't like it when I complain...

Is rhymed poetry truly dead
as some have hinted or have said?
If so, I’m doomed, for in my...

One night when we were living up in Boston, we got tickets to “Dick Doherty’s Comedy Club”;
We were...

Boils and ghouls, come take my hand,
let's journey to a wondrous land,
where sorrow grows on...

When my wife found my pot, she thought it was tea.
And her employer fired her after he made her pee...