Humor

The Royal Flatulation Infatuation
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This is a little know story, telling of a Royal from the...

Twenty-five years ago, in Massachusetts, Linda and I went to a shopping mall;
It was a little bit...

In late March of 1964, my ex-wife and I got some news;
We were going to need a bedroom, painted...

C Crum
Writing; how much fun would be to have this for my job?
Every publisher with whom I...

When I learned the truth, I yelled "Oh No!"
Last week, I learned that my wife is a hoe.
When...

Picked it up
When just a kid
Found I had talent
Always was hid

Play it by ear...

My Father’s favorite TV show, on Friday nights back then;
Was Dean Martin’s wild hour, oft those...

Photograph of us last night at Karaoke with our friends, Kassandra and Dave
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Each day we...

Having eloped, now with a license in my hand, I called my Mom and Dad;
They were vacationing in...

The day that I turned twenty-one, July 20th, nineteen sixty-five;
It became legal for me to buy a...

I have a funny story to relate, about the famous Della Reese;
One night, while watching Johnny...

Photo shows Buffaloes at the fence, in The Villages, Florida

The greatest hunter of the...

I too have a call girl, but unlike Donald Trump;
She’s my eternal cherished Soulmate, much more...

Yes we
are open
for business
or
are
we?
Hiding
behind...

In August of nineteen ninety-five, I decided to have an affair;
I made all of my secret phone calls...

BB Bats-A Penny Saved Is A Penny Earned

I just told Linda about a taffy sucker, that she’d...

Linda and I, while in bed last night, recalled a funny tale;
It happened months after our...