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I just told Linda about a taffy sucker, that she’d...

Linda and I, while in bed last night, recalled a funny tale;
It happened months after our...

Soon to be in the seventh grade, in July, nineteen fifty-seven;
I became a mature twelve year old,...

Inspired by Kieran1369’s comical poem “The Forgotten Towel”
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Some years ago on a Panama...

Inspired by Jim Croce’s song “I Got A Name”
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In the Fall of nineteen sixty-two, I was...

Where I live, a bunch of idiots work at the DMV.
They proved that by giving a drivers license to me...

Back in the late 1970’s, I was making lots of bucks;
I was looking for a tax shelter, where some...

I live in Hazzard County and I am Deputy Enos Strate.
I'm a virgin because Daisy Duke is the only...

I bumped into a woman and knocked her down with my car.
I don't blame her for being angry but she...

My neighbor accused me when his truck was stolen.
He broke my jaw two months ago and it's still...

When I ordered Welsh Rabbit, a rabbit wasn't included.
The restaurant ripped me off, that was what I...

When I sexually harassed the She-Hulk, it was a mistake.
I was unaware of just how many bones that...

Last night I made a fab stew,with Yorkshire Puddings and mash for our tea
A lovely welcoming meal,...

I pinched my coworker on St. Patrick's Day for not wearing green.
I thought it was funny but she...

When I met a woman, I didn't know she's married or that she's a slut.
Her husband caught us and he...

I'm the human version of the Energizer Bunny.
People laugh at me but I don't think it's funny....