Humor

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Don’t Snowball Me

Don’t Snowball Me

In the Winters, when I was just a lad, and a snow would on us fall;
If it was the kind that was wet...

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BOB

BOB

My Dad
told
me
his
name
was
the
easiest
to...

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The Glass Barn

The Glass Barn

On a Summer day when I was six, we took a little ride;
To a place they called “The Glass Barn”, on...

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She Looks Like The Colonel

She Looks Like The Colonel

I know that beauty is superficial, what's important in a person is what they have internal.
But she...

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Restrooms Are For Paying...

Restrooms Are For Paying Customers ONLY!!!

I went into a Cafe
Had to go
really bad
Asked the
Barista
for the...

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The Duke Farm

The Duke Farm

When the Duke boys tried to jump over my house, they crashed through the middle.
The damn General...

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The Expired Burglar

When a burglar ate some of my expired food, it made him expire.
The next day I learned that an...

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Flu

Flu

I did not
invite
you
to come
in and
take
a hold
of
...

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My Teenage Son Isn't...

I'm going to tell you something and I'll be quite plain.
I have a fifteen year old son who couldn't...

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George Jefferson Got His...

When all was said and done,
Tom Willis kicked the crap out of George Jefferson.
George...

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The Russian Collusion

The Russian Collusion

The meat
that I
had saved
in the
Refrigerator
magically
appeared...

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My Cupid Got A DUI

My Cupid Got A DUI

Apparently
I did not
get
a visit
from my
Cupid
Yesterday
...

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Will I ever see my MOMMY...

Will I ever see my MOMMY again?

At 18
I went to Valencia Spain
with a Church group
Once there
we were told...

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Gordon Ramsay Visits Mel&...

Gordon Ramsay decided to pay a visit to Mel's Diner.
When he criticized Mel's food, Mel gave him a...

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King Richard III

King Richard III

Anyone Familiar
with the work
of Shakespeare
undoubtedly
knows the
tale...

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I had reservations

I had reservations

I had reservations
but please feel
free to go in my place

You see I am not quite...