Humor

Anyone Familiar
with the work
of Shakespeare
undoubtedly
knows the
tale...

I had reservations
but please feel
free to go in my place

You see I am not quite...

My eleven year old son decided to steal my car.
He drove to the theater and sneaked in to watch a...

I'll tell you the reason why my neighbor's head has a big dent.
I mowed his yard and cleaned his...

Friday
its a date
with the
love of my life
going to the big screen
...

I am here again
I ran my
mouth
I forget
they can
rant
but I am...

"Your love seems timeless
as newborns and Honey Dear,
we're gonna' have one...!

I have a neighbor who is obnoxious and rude.
For the last 10 years, we've been having a feud....

Kale
taste good
raw
but
not as
good as
a
steak
...

The much anticipated
memo was released
and the results
were shocking
Apparently...

So many topics, so little time
Must write as fast as I can
Never know how much time I have...

Yesterday was filled with stress, it started right away;
They told us to be there by eleven, for...

Since you are shutting down tomorrow
Could we not pay you taxes owed
until you get your shit...

They say tomorrow
the government
may shut down

They say it is
because
...

Last night, Linda and I went to a party, “The Best Of Dayton” with chefs;
Where many nominated...

My friend Bill had a killer auto, that looked so innocent;
Just a stripped down 55 Chevy, not much...

Everyday
I find myself
on a rowing
machine
Trying
to exceed
8000...