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'Etiquette'

'Etiquette'

Seated just across the dinner table
from the Meriwether sisters one night.
Listening as they...

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Apparently

Apparently

Apparently
I don't do
well with
others
That is what
authority
...

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Good Riddance Toronto-...

Good Riddance Toronto- Hello Poughkeepsie- Part II

We woke up early Friday morning, trying to forget the day before;
The convention opened at ten a.m...

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Buffaloed In Buffalo-Part I

Buffaloed In Buffalo-Part I

In late September, 1963, we decided to take a trip;
To Toronto for a coin convention, and some...

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Mister Snowman

Mister Snowman

We just peeked out our bedroom window, and look what greeted us;
A brand- new Mister Snowman, but...

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Wilson Opens Up

Wilson Opens Up

It has been
18 years
since the
first showing
of castaway
And
Due...

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The Wildcat

The Wildcat

There was an amusement park in Dayton, located on the West Side;
It had a bad boy named “The...

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There is Treasure There

There is Treasure There

I still remember
talking my
little sister
into digging
up the
next door...

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Spoonsful Of Sleep

Spoonsful Of Sleep

Most people need eight hours, for happy them to keep;
But I get by on much less, I need but “...

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The Mayfair Or Bust

The Mayfair Or Bust

In my senior year of High School, we all had fake I.D.’s;
Instead of only seventeen, eighteen they...

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Ten Below Zero- Are You...

Ten Below Zero- Are You Nuts Or Are We

Photograph taken from our living room window 1/2/18

It’s now ten below zero outside, as cold...

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The Go Go Girls

The Go Go Girls

Yesterday I wrote about the “Kim Sisters”, it’s the “Go Go Girls” today;
Same scenario, club closed...

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The Kim Sisters

The Kim Sisters

One Saturday when I was seventeen, my friend Norman spent the night;
At 3 a.m., my door flew open,...

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The Day I Said “Hello, Dolly”

The Day I Said “Hello, Dolly”

In the Summer of 1962, when I was eighteen years old;
A Broadway star visited my parents house,...

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Checking Out The Elements

Checking Out The Elements

Linda and I went shopping yesterday, to buy some brand new phones;
Ours were getting very old,...

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Corn Zombie

Corn Zombie

As I walk through Earth below,
I scrounge for veggies to hold,
Preying them to find,
...

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The Shoes Of The Salesman

The Shoes Of The Salesman

Back in the Fall of ‘64, Sunday, while watching the NFL;
I experienced a living nightmare, that was...