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I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa...

I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus- The True Story

I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus, underneath the Christmas tree last night;
She told me he was...

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MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE-...

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE- TWAS QUITE THE NIGHT

T’was the night before Christmas
And in each of our rooms
The aroma, of smoked meat
...

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Popeye the Murderer

I'm Popeye the Sailor, I'm sure not Popeye Doyle.
Things went down hill when I married Olive Oyl....

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I Love Our New Camel

I Love Our New Camel

It arrived on yesterday at our front door, a camel “extraordinaire”;
With soft tan wool surrounding...

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NO

My new Russian bride can only say one english word and that word is no.
If she doesn't start...

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Santa Is Tired Of Burning...

Once a year, I deliver presents to children all over the world.
But sometimes I wonder why I do what...

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Happy Birthday Susan Hort

Happy Birthday Susan Hort

For over forty years now, I’ve had a friend named Susan Hort;
I met her in Ventnor, New Jersey,...

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Baby It’s Cold Outside

Baby It’s Cold Outside

Inspired by Tony Taylor’s lovely poem “Winters Come”
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My Linda has not seen the snow, for...

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Damn Christmas Bills

My wife makes me put up 3000 Christmas lights at our place.
We have the only house that can be seen...

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Paris Beautiful

Paris Beautiful

Winter time
is
beautiful
under
the paris
lights
Cafes
wine...

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Breeding Like Rabbits

Even though you complain because you have thirteen kids to feed,

You don't agree...

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OOPS!

OOPS!

About eight weeks ago Linda told me, she wanted to start knitting once again;
She hadn’t done it in...

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We are Letting You Go

We are Letting You Go

Twas a Few Days
before Christmas
And the entitled
Partial owner
ordered one of...

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Is There A Doctor In The...

Is There A Doctor In The House?

Inspired by Ogden Nash
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To all our friends on Cosmo, is there a Doctor in the...

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Giggle

Giggle

Okay everyone, on the count of three... giggle!

Did you do it?

If you did, I bet you feel...

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Black Friday

It's Black Friday and I grabbed the last iPad.
When I grabbed it, it sure made people mad.
...

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Pass The Cranberry Sauce...

Pass The Cranberry Sauce Please!

For Decades
going to
the family's house
or close friends
for Thanksgiving...