Humor

As I walk through Earth below,
I scrounge for veggies to hold,
Preying them to find,
...

Back in the Fall of ‘64, Sunday, while watching the NFL;
I experienced a living nightmare, that was...

I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus, underneath the Christmas tree last night;
She told me he was...

T’was the night before Christmas
And in each of our rooms
The aroma, of smoked meat
...

I'm Popeye the Sailor, I'm sure not Popeye Doyle.
Things went down hill when I married Olive Oyl....

It arrived on yesterday at our front door, a camel “extraordinaire”;
With soft tan wool surrounding...

My new Russian bride can only say one english word and that word is no.
If she doesn't start...

Once a year, I deliver presents to children all over the world.
But sometimes I wonder why I do what...

For over forty years now, I’ve had a friend named Susan Hort;
I met her in Ventnor, New Jersey,...

Inspired by Tony Taylor’s lovely poem “Winters Come”
.
My Linda has not seen the snow, for...

My wife makes me put up 3000 Christmas lights at our place.
We have the only house that can be seen...

Winter time
is
beautiful
under
the paris
lights
Cafes
wine...

Even though you complain because you have thirteen kids to feed,

You don't agree...

About eight weeks ago Linda told me, she wanted to start knitting once again;
She hadn’t done it in...

Twas a Few Days
before Christmas
And the entitled
Partial owner
ordered one of...

Inspired by Ogden Nash
.
.
To all our friends on Cosmo, is there a Doctor in the...

Okay everyone, on the count of three... giggle!

Did you do it?

If you did, I bet you feel...