Humor

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Black Friday

It's Black Friday and I grabbed the last iPad.
When I grabbed it, it sure made people mad.
...

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Pass The Cranberry Sauce...

Pass The Cranberry Sauce Please!

For Decades
going to
the family's house
or close friends
for Thanksgiving...

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Tinkle, Tinkle Little Star

Tinkle, Tinkle Little Star

I just remembered a funny story, it happened when I was a lad;
I was three or four years old then,...

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY SISTER

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY SISTER

Today is a special day
of my eldest sister
who has the potential of a truly master
...

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Nico’s Big Surprise

Nico’s Big Surprise

One day we said to Baby Nico, just barely one year old;
“We have a big surprise for you”, then this...

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My Mamacita

My Mamacita

Part One- She Says:
.
Come and join me my dear Pappy, there is something we must do;
...

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The Chicken Revolution

The Chicken Revolution

With all
the " eat mor chikin"
propaganda
we knew
it was coming

The...

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Expert

Expert

As many know
I am now stuck
in my previous
Profession
and it
sucks...

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Nevermind

Nevermind

I thought
I would
write
something
significant
eloquent
or
...

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I Cooked At Benihana

I Cooked At Benihana

Many years ago in Cincinnati, before moving to Boston and I left;
A very good close friend of mine...

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Confidence of A Drunk

Confidence of A Drunk

I am so Sexy!

Got my drink on!
I was the man
at the club
tonight!

I am...

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SIDE EFFECTS

SIDE EFFECTS

With all the
advertisement on
TV
I think Big Pharma
considers its consumers...

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Grass Fed

Grass Fed

So in reality
what the hell
does it mean
to be grass fed?

What is the...

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Divorcing My Boss

Divorcing My Boss

I would like
to be able
to say
its me and not you
BUT who are we fooling?...

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Play to the Crowd

Play to the Crowd

I plan to write a work that has no rhyme
No punctuation
Makes no sense
But with big...

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It's a Californian...

It's a Californian Pastime

It's a Californian Pastime
Sitting in Bed
watching the news
about to turn off the TV...

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Choice

Choice

I met her at a cafe
she was on a common wall
out of many one
from behind the counter,...