Humor

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Trick Or Treat Or Who Am I?

Trick Or Treat Or Who Am I?

Last Tuesday night was Halloween, I came up with a very interesting plan;
I decided I’d dress 1960’...

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Mother Hen

Mother Hen

When the Hen house
begins to
become vacant
it is the
time
that Roosters...

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The Samurai Mouse Catcher

The Samurai Mouse Catcher

One day in our lovely carriage house, I heard a blood-curdling scream from Linda downstairs;
It was...

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Happy Birthday Tony T

Happy Birthday Tony T

Inspired by Cherie’s Birthday poem “Tomorrow’s Colors”
.
.
Cherie has written a...

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Her hand

Her hand

His mouth was open
but no words came from it

It’s okay; she said –
I’m on it

...

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The Grinch Who Hated Halloween

The Grinch Who Hated Halloween

Who’s that banging at the door, and making all that noise?
He goes to tell them “Go away”, these...

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Mice and Men

Mice and Men

Of Mice and Men
was hired
today
and God Bless him
These words
certainly...

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Your A SISSY

Your A SISSY

Dear Customer
I wanted to give
a different title
to this poem
but chose to keep...

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Twenty Years- Snow Free

Twenty Years- Snow Free

Oh by gosh by golly
My Linda’s now not too jolly
For it’s only late October you know
...

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Duke

Duke

You came to us
as a baby puppy boy
Now at 189 LBS
You are still
our
Baby...

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Raccoon

Raccoon

Prowling around
looking
for a
basket
to
raid
Sniffing
...

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Poetic Interpretation

Poetic Interpretation

Sometimes I’ll write a poem, with something specific upon my mind;
But when someone reads it over,...

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Taking care of Business

Taking care of Business

Got some Business
and while I am at it
might as well
catch up on
facebook...

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The Night I Went Drag

The Night I Went Drag

A few weeks ago while driving, I saw a landmark from my past;
It is called the Kil-Kare Speedway,...

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Precious Plum

Precious Plum

Her name is Plum, she's six years old and she's a beauty queen.

But she and her...

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Black & Orange

Black & Orange

never again
its a pain
unfound again
during this thought
driving down the road...

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Linda The Shoplifter

Linda The Shoplifter

I have to tell you a funny story, that happened just yesterday;
It started in a grocery line, while...