Humor

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Honey did u say something

Honey did u say something

Yapity yap yap yap
Yapity yap yap yap
As I open my beer
eat my dinner
watch TV...

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Beanies For Sale

Beanies For Sale

Beanies For sale
3 for 5 dollar
it takes only
10 dollars
to create 3 beanies!...

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Facebook Fakebook

Facebook Fakebook

Facebook fakebook
Rub it in your face book
Tag book slagbook
Try and be a wag book...

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THE ENERGIZER BUNNY

Lately each night
When I go to sleep
That Energizer Bunny
Turns into a creep...

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A Different Kind of Switch

When I refused to buy my son a Nintendo Switch, he turned on me.

He gave away all...

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Finders Keepers, Losers...

Finders Keepers, Losers Weepers

You'll never guess what I found at the dump.

I found and soon sold an antique gas...

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A YOUNG STUDENT OF MANILA

A YOUNG STUDENT OF MANILA

​​This is the main building of the University of Sto.Tomas (UST), in Manila, the oldest university in the...

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SSSHHH - I AM LARRY BOWA

SSSHHH - I AM LARRY BOWA

(circa August 1978 - aged 12)

Dad took me to Philadelphia to watch a
Phillies-Dodgers...

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Movers And Shakers

Movers And Shakers

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We are going to new quarters, we’re moving and we’re shaking;
And if someone wants to help...

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Insomnia’s Blessing

Insomnia’s Blessing

I’m one of those people you hear about, Doctors call us insomniacs;
Sleeping for just a few hours,...

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My Tshirts

My Tshirts
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As Time Goes By

As Time Goes By

Another year has passed now, it’s candle time again;
For today is another Birthday, each one I say...

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Oh What A Night

Oh What A Night

It was the summer of 1995, our second Anniversary, June the 5th;
We decided to take a swank dinner...

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The Chiggers Chewed Me Out

The Chiggers Chewed Me Out

A Very Private Story
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When I was a lad of eleven, on a twilight Summer’s eve;
I sat...

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Moving On Down The Highway

Moving On Down The Highway

Inspired by Jim Crocce's beautiful song "I've Got A Name"
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All of a sudden in my rearview...

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The Frat Party

The Frat Party

The first week I arrived at college, I pledged a fraternity;
With a little outside influence, I got...