Humor

"Let's go dancing", she said
as she opened the door
"thought we were doing dinner, Sheila"...

TELE ME THIS!

Ring, ring, ring
Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up
Want a loan?...

I know I’m growing older by the day –
Things that I’d have bypassed years before
Strike me as...

She doesn’t like, my music
She doesn’t like, my songs
She doesn’t like, my boems
And,...

My friend Roger’s father, owned a motel forty miles away;
We decided to spend a free night there,...

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One night while with my father, at a National Sales Meeting;
We all went out to dinner,...

You’ll most likely say we were crazy, but this tale’s a “Classical Gas”;
About two lads that had a...

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Part I--Serious Beginning
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Two hundred forty one years ago, in seventeen seventy...

Dedicated to Cosmo’s wonderful poet Shirley Rebstock

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This morning I read a comment...

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In the Summer of nineteen sixty, when I was just fifteen;
I went to a July Fourth pool...

The clock ticked six
And sudden, with a burst
The mood moved from ‘see you next time’
...

(circa 1988)

My Nyack College room-mate Dan,
sporting his Magnum P.I. mustache,...

I find that writing poetry, is a panacea for my troubled mind;
On a couch being psychoanalyzed, you...

It’s 11am and I’m alone in bed
I lay in silence and day dream
Just me
My thoughts...

Answers begotten questions

Quite acquainted am I with He, the God of Israel.
Still I inquire...

I dumped SuperGirl because her boobs are hard as rocks.

They are literally harder...

If you dare poke
an angry bear
it won't
fucking hug you
will it, now.

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