Humor

I've filed for divorce because my wife did something strange.
She went behind my back and had a sex...

A judge ordered me to pay my ex-wife alimony.
I told him that his ruling was a bunch of baloney....

My ex-girlfriend dumped me even though I have cancer.
My sister knocked her out in a mall and then...

The Swim Suit
part
of Miss Universe
Has been discontinued

Yet now Plus
...

It is illegal to refuse to hire disabled people in the state of Tennessee.
Even though I graduated...

When I tell people that my name is Justin Bred,
they think that I'm a hick with no brain in my head...

How often have you seen it, people walking for exercise;
Supposedly, to stay healthy, to prevent an...

There's something about my wife that astounds me.
She won't use any appliance unless it's made by GE...

You brought a hundred dollars worth of groceries to my sales counter but you only have twenty bucks....

Many have
stated
I should
have
been
named
Richard
as the...

On the night that we got married, we had a very large soiree;
At Linda’s sister’s mansion, as...

I sell propane and propane accessories and my name is Hank Hill.
I took Ladybird to the veterinarian...

In the past, on July the 4th, we have traveled and we’ve roamed;
But this one was very different, “...

I'm in the hospital because of what happened on the 4th of July.
I was very irresponsible with...

There’s an antique show down in Nashville, that my friend exhibits at;
It’s open Friday morn...

I got tired of being called a hillbilly from the sticks.
So I built a time machine and traveled back...

I had all of the original Star Wars action figures that were sealed in their packs.
My ex-friend...