Humor

True Story
it happened
No lie
The Puppy
was in full
Throttle
...

Of all
the
text acronyms
out there
WTF
has to be
my favorite...

Inspired by a very funny comment from Charu Shawd

This is another validation, that our lives are...

We just returned from Whole Foods Market, with a bag of sweet potato fries;
Something happened to...

I once drove a brand new car and lived in a nice apartment.
But now I'm dirt poor and I live down by...

When The Lord
Decided to Touch
The Earth
With a Little Bit
Of Heaven
He...

I went across
the line
though I was told
not to
The rebellious
Nature...

It’s Monday morning around 5:30, we drove the whole night through;
We left Nashville our time...

Even though I'm twenty-two years old, I still wear a diaper.
I haven't been changed in a week and I'...

When I went to school, I bullied kids in my class.
But a bigger bully came along and kicked my ass...

Wynken Blynken and Nod???
(ah...oh methinks this pissant pooch woof lee
barked up the wrong...

Until I was defeated by Little Mac, I was cool.
I was a prizefighter and my name is Bald Bull....

Yeah I see
you watching
me!
You show your
teeth
a little
too...

I charged a town full of hicks ten thousand bucks to make it rain.
They said if there was no...

My dream came true when I became a referee.
But my heart is broken because they fired me.
I...

Yeah Never
Owned
A Motorcycle
Yet in My Youth
The Girls
giggled
...

Someone
once
told me
I was controversial

I replied:

What in the Hell...