Humor

I was born
and raised
a Southern Gentleman
Though I live
South
Of...

I'm Pretty Much Fucked
Was the first
thoughts that
came to my
mind
When...

True Story
it happened
No lie
The Puppy
was in full
Throttle
...

Of all
the
text acronyms
out there
WTF
has to be
my favorite...

Inspired by a very funny comment from Charu Shawd

This is another validation, that our lives are...

We just returned from Whole Foods Market, with a bag of sweet potato fries;
Something happened to...

I once drove a brand new car and lived in a nice apartment.
But now I'm dirt poor and I live down by...

When The Lord
Decided to Touch
The Earth
With a Little Bit
Of Heaven
He...

I went across
the line
though I was told
not to
The rebellious
Nature...

It’s Monday morning around 5:30, we drove the whole night through;
We left Nashville our time...

Even though I'm twenty-two years old, I still wear a diaper.
I haven't been changed in a week and I'...

When I went to school, I bullied kids in my class.
But a bigger bully came along and kicked my ass...

Wynken Blynken and Nod???
(ah...oh methinks this pissant pooch woof lee
barked up the wrong...

Until I was defeated by Little Mac, I was cool.
I was a prizefighter and my name is Bald Bull....

Yeah I see
you watching
me!
You show your
teeth
a little
too...

I charged a town full of hicks ten thousand bucks to make it rain.
They said if there was no...

My dream came true when I became a referee.
But my heart is broken because they fired me.
I...