Humor

What is cool
about
writing
that
"My Dog Has Fleas"?
This
is what...

The Heyoka.​​
Guided me
to the ancient
ruins
where his ancestors
lay...

The Crow
in the Backyard
is an agent
of my
Ex Wife

Mission
to...

I will haunt
the pages
of Cosmo
when I die

If not
for my
own...

When My Lights Go Out
It has been prearranged
That Beatles Songs
will be performed...

the penny pincher

couldn't come up with the ransom

he failed to make cents

It was a sunny and
exciting day
in Mulberry

The 53rd Nationwide
BBQ show down...

Dude
You just
make
me laugh
no inhibitions

I remember
in Old...

Well That
Did Not
go as Planned

American Peasants
So Unpredictable!
...

It took not long after meeting, for Linda and me to decide;
That I would move into her carriage...

That Feeling
you get
when you
Stare down
the Judas
across the
...

Sun bathing
in Tokyo
Without
Tanning
Lotion
in the middle
Of June...

The original Whiskey Rebellion, was in seventeen ninety-four;
When Colonists from western...

I thought
It was Christmas
This Weekend
Seeing the Smiling
Faces
Of...

The Devil went down
to Las Vegas
He was looking
For a Soul to Steal

When he...

I was born
and raised
a Southern Gentleman
Though I live
South
Of...

I'm Pretty Much Fucked
Was the first
thoughts that
came to my
mind
When...