Humor

I\m a vampire, and I prowl during the night.
You'd better lock your doors because I bite.
If...

Tribute to Burt Reynolds (1936-2018)

The Bandit always tromped it, average speed of one fifteen;...

Inspired by Greg Tucker’s “Tony’s Cosmo Bachelor Party”

Everyone got there Friday at eight p.m....

Inspired by Greg Tucker’s “Cherie’s Cosmo Bachelorette Party”

The girls of Cosmo were so naughty...

My wife was slim when we got married, but now she weighs 600 pounds.
She got fat because she doesn't...

Yesterday, I had my surgery, first thing at nine a.m.;
It went so smoothly, I could not believe it...

When I
think
of the luckiest
person
in America
when it
comes to...

Hello
The door bell
is not working
or you would
have
answered

I...

Photograph of our beautiful booth yesterday at the show
.
We have struck out three times now...

Growing Up
hearing
from
Alice
about her
adventures
in a...

I do not
drink
very
often
never have
However
with the
shit...

First of all
I adore
my British
Friends
so please
do not
take...

Oil was struck on my land, and 100 million is what I was paid.
My nephew has a great education, he...

It was a Literary
Free for all
As the Poets
drank in Mischief
To Celebrate...

That's the good thing about possum innards, just as good the second day.
But when our dinner guests...

If, you are,who you claim you are
most capable and what not
then, can you honestly say...

Put It over Yonder
Was what
we use
to say
When asked
about
where...