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Tony’s Bachelor Party...

Tony’s Bachelor Party-Before, During, And After

Inspired by Greg Tucker’s “Tony’s Cosmo Bachelor Party”

Everyone got there Friday at eight p.m....

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The Girls Of Cosmo At...

The Girls Of Cosmo At Cherie’s Bachelorette Party

Inspired by Greg Tucker’s “Cherie’s Cosmo Bachelorette Party”

The girls of Cosmo were so naughty...

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SUPER FAT

My wife was slim when we got married, but now she weighs 600 pounds.
She got fat because she doesn't...

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Bada Bing Bada Boom

Bada Bing Bada Boom

Yesterday, I had my surgery, first thing at nine a.m.;
It went so smoothly, I could not believe it...

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Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives

Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives

When I
think
of the luckiest
person
in America
when it
comes to...

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Door Bell Not Working

Door Bell Not Working

Hello
The door bell
is not working
or you would
have
answered

I...

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Three Strikes And We’re Out...

Three Strikes And We’re Out In Indiana

Photograph of our beautiful booth yesterday at the show
.
We have struck out three times now...

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ALICE IN WONDERLAND

 ALICE IN WONDERLAND

Growing Up
hearing
from
Alice
about her
adventures
in a...

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Whiskey Neat Please

Whiskey Neat Please

I do not
drink
very
often
never have
However
with the
shit...

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English Tea Time

English Tea Time

First of all
I adore
my British
Friends
so please
do not
take...

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Well, Doggies!

Well, Doggies!

Oil was struck on my land, and 100 million is what I was paid.
My nephew has a great education, he...

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Tony's Cosmo Bachelor...

Tony's Cosmo Bachelor Party

It was a Literary
Free for all
As the Poets
drank in Mischief
To Celebrate...

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That's The Good Thing...

That's The Good Thing about Possum Innards

That's the good thing about possum innards, just as good the second day.
But when our dinner guests...

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a con's pitch

a con's pitch

If, you are,who you claim you are
most capable and what not
then, can you honestly say...

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Put It Over Yonder

Put It Over Yonder

Put It over Yonder
Was what
we use
to say
When asked
about
where...

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Recycled Fruitcake

Recycled Fruitcake

I had a fruitcake that had been passed from person to person for 150 years.
I gave that recycled...

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Malibu Girl Seduces Brevity...

Malibu Girl Seduces Brevity (Dblankportrait's brevity challenge)

Bored with Seduction
Hot Malibu Girl
Impresses Instagram Followers
By Posting a Scary...