Humor

In late Fall of 1957, they opened an ice-skating rink;
When we heard about it’s coming, we all were...

Jump And Hop

Bought a Kangaroo to watch him jump
But got too close and he kicked my balls...

I worked at an appliance store and the boss made a bad decision.
I sold appliances and the lard butt...

When You walk the street
for money not caring if it is
wrong or right
No need for the...

So my folks
they say
this generation is vulgar
"our days wasn't like that"
I...

I trained Little Mac to be a prizefighter, and his opponents see stars.
Diabetes caused my leg to be...

We all have
done it
maybe
some more
than others

Whipping up
a...

A dirt dauber flew into my mouth and it's stuck in my throat.
It keeps stinging me over and over and...

I met Linda on a late October Thursday, in four nights we pledged our love;
I had finally found my...

You broke my heart when you stole and used my bride.
She ran off with you and I'm going to take it...

I am not at all
Concerned
If you think
I am mad
In contrast
I find it...

People don't like me because I make terrible moonshine.
Nobody in their right mind wants this...

Some people tried to skip out, and not pay their hotel bill.
But when they tried to leave, their car...

Redrum

Could be heard
Last evening
on the pages
of Cosmo

Much to...

Rumors have
been Circulating
In The Cosmofunnel's Newsroom
That the recent festivities...

I\m a vampire, and I prowl during the night.
You'd better lock your doors because I bite.
If...

Tribute to Burt Reynolds (1936-2018)

The Bandit always tromped it, average speed of one fifteen;...