Humor

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Eavesdropping

I have always had a knack for eavesdropping.
Tho I am not in the least
Fancied by the distant...

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The Mortician

The Mortician

When the
Grim Reaper
passes
my
way
I plan
to give
the...

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Linda Had A Brain Fart

Linda Had A Brain Fart

Things went real well yesterday, at Linda’s first day on the job;
I had made some arrangements with...

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The Poets' Drinking Binge

The Poets' Drinking Binge

Nigel and Barry
Started the
Mischief

Taunting
all Cosmo
Poets
To...

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Sweet Home Alabama

Sweet Home Alabama

Ma!
Have me
some grits,
biscuits n Gravy,
and
percolate
some...

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Non Stop Only

Non Stop Only

She is back
The Leader
of the House
and the self
proclaimed
spokesperson...

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Trouble is Stalking Me

Trouble is Stalking Me

Lately
a fight
has
been
brewing

A confrontation
between
...

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Sparrowsong The Turkey Day...

Sparrowsong The Turkey Day Activist

PETA
has
nothing
compared
to the
Turkey Day
Activist

...

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Ask For A Trick-We Will...

Ask For A Trick-We Will Treat You With Wax

Tomorrow, when the doorbell rings;
Costumed children, the night will bring!
“Trick or Treat...

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The Ultimate French Invention

The Ultimate French Invention

Though
they certainly
hold
the record
for wonderful
food
and...

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Krispy Kreme

Krispy Kreme

Yeah I
am Former
Law Enforcement

work my own
pi firm
and work for...

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My Brother's Mayo

My Brother's Mayo

Instead of behaving like a civilized Human Being, Hell was what he chose to raise.
My brother had a...

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Super Crabs

Something happened that depresses me because it's bad.
I got married two years ago and my wife gave...

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1.6 Billion

1.6 Billion

I will have
more time
to write
Poems
Once I
win the
1.6 Billion...

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WIFE

I'm angry because my wife turned out to be a shopaholic slut.
She thinks she owns me just because...

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There's No Bigger...

There's No Bigger Piece Of Crap Than E.T.

It was Christmas of 1982 and my parents did something horrible to me.
I asked them to give me a game...

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I AM SPARTACUS

I AM SPARTACUS

Senator Cory Booker's column titled 'stealing second' that he wrote in the Stanford student newspaper in...