Humor

If I could use
an Adjective
to describe
myself
the word
would
be...

Stuffed in
a bodily fluid
Stained Cigar
The dossier
was bought/paid
for...

I have always had a knack for eavesdropping.
Tho I am not in the least
Fancied by the distant...

When the
Grim Reaper
passes
my
way
I plan
to give
the...

Things went real well yesterday, at Linda’s first day on the job;
I had made some arrangements with...

Nigel and Barry
Started the
Mischief

Taunting
all Cosmo
Poets
To...

Ma!
Have me
some grits,
biscuits n Gravy,
and
percolate
some...

She is back
The Leader
of the House
and the self
proclaimed
spokesperson...

Lately
a fight
has
been
brewing

A confrontation
between
...

PETA
has
nothing
compared
to the
Turkey Day
Activist

...

Tomorrow, when the doorbell rings;
Costumed children, the night will bring!
“Trick or Treat...

Though
they certainly
hold
the record
for wonderful
food
and...

Yeah I
am Former
Law Enforcement

work my own
pi firm
and work for...

Instead of behaving like a civilized Human Being, Hell was what he chose to raise.
My brother had a...

Something happened that depresses me because it's bad.
I got married two years ago and my wife gave...

I will have
more time
to write
Poems
Once I
win the
1.6 Billion...

I'm angry because my wife turned out to be a shopaholic slut.
She thinks she owns me just because...