Humor

I get really upset and frustrated this time of the year.
Children think I'm Santa Claus with eight...

I won't be home for Christmas even though I tried.
I won't be home because my parole was denied....

Something happened and my son is pissed.
He found out that he's on Santa's naughty list.
But...

Baby It is cold outside
Response: No it is not we live in
Southern California
I guess...

When I decided to watch a bad movie, it was an impossible task.
I died when I watched Son of The...

(This fictional poem takes place in the year 1984.)

I can't believe what the USA Government has...

I drive a convertible but not by choice.
If I hadn't ducked, I wouldn't be alive for people to hear...

Photo is my sister Melodee, Christmas Day 1993

In the summer of nineteen sixty-two, our family...

I have a sad story that requires music that's played by a fiddle.
I've been wounded and I'm spending...

Well Thanksgiving
Did not
Go so
well

The Main Course
UMMM
I mean...

Greg :

Just Calm down
We are gonna
have a great
Thanksgiving
Dinner!...

On this special day
We wish our mates on Cosmo
Happy Thanksgiving
If we show up...

Stored in
a beaker
my
Thoughts
Observations
and
Experience...

Down in the swampland in grand old Tennessee
Lived an old frog who amongst the river roamed free...

Just lend him your ear (he won’t take a bite);
I’d like to ask you to please read his work.
...

If I could use
an Adjective
to describe
myself
the word
would
be...

Stuffed in
a bodily fluid
Stained Cigar
The dossier
was bought/paid
for...