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Santa's Awful Present

Santa's Awful Present

Santa's elves told him that I'm a fan of Doctor Who.
But they were talking about the classic show,...

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Lassie Got Rabies

Lassie Got Rabies

My name is Timmy and I had a dog named Lassie.
My father is an alcoholic and my mother is sassy....

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I'm Not Santa Claus

I'm Not Santa Claus

I get really upset and frustrated this time of the year.
Children think I'm Santa Claus with eight...

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I Won't Be Home For...

I Won't Be Home For Christmas

I won't be home for Christmas even though I tried.
I won't be home because my parole was denied....

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Permanently on Santa's...

Permanently on Santa's Naughty List

Something happened and my son is pissed.
He found out that he's on Santa's naughty list.
But...

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Baby It is Cold Outside

Baby It is Cold Outside

Baby It is cold outside
Response: No it is not we live in
Southern California
I guess...

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The Consequences of...

The Consequences of Watching Son of The Mask

When I decided to watch a bad movie, it was an impossible task.
I died when I watched Son of The...

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I Can't Get Drunk

I Can't Get Drunk

(This fictional poem takes place in the year 1984.)

I can't believe what the USA Government has...

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Convertible

I drive a convertible but not by choice.
If I hadn't ducked, I wouldn't be alive for people to hear...

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The Winning Ticket

The Winning Ticket

Photo is my sister Melodee, Christmas Day 1993

In the summer of nineteen sixty-two, our family...

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Black Friday At The Hospital

Black Friday At The Hospital

I have a sad story that requires music that's played by a fiddle.
I've been wounded and I'm spending...

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Missing You Sparrowsong

Missing You Sparrowsong

Well Thanksgiving
Did not
Go so
well

The Main Course
UMMM
I mean...

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SWAT INITIATIVE (...

SWAT INITIATIVE ( SPARROWSONG WILDRICE ASSEMBLE TEAM

Greg :

Just Calm down
We are gonna
have a great
Thanksgiving
Dinner!...

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Turkey Tanka Titillate

Turkey Tanka Titillate

On this special day
We wish our mates on Cosmo
Happy Thanksgiving
If we show up...

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PTCD ( Post Traumatic...

PTCD ( Post Traumatic Critic Disorder

Stored in
a beaker
my
Thoughts
Observations
and
Experience...

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THE OLD FROG OF TENNESSEE

THE OLD FROG OF TENNESSEE

Down in the swampland in grand old Tennessee
Lived an old frog who amongst the river roamed free...

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Bill Shakesfear: A Zombie...

Bill Shakesfear: A Zombie Rockopera

Just lend him your ear (he won’t take a bite);
I’d like to ask you to please read his work.
...