Humor

The first Winter I had my driver’s license, was in nineteen sixty-one;
There was a place that I had...

My dear wife has a habit, of orchestrating a symphony;
With her spoon striking on her little bowl,...

I didn't get much schooling so I can't read or write.
Many people don't understand my situation and...

I went to church but the preacher was so boring.
He became upset every time he heard me snoring....

This author has coined a new phrase, to replace the one “knuckle-head”;
A term we used to describe...

I learned the hard way that real bears aren't like Winnie the Pooh.
I decided to pet one and I soon...

You wanna know what makes me laugh?
You don't need much energy to laugh,
to laugh with...

Let me tell you about Barney Rubble.
He's a criminal who is in big trouble.
Barney lost his...

My mom was understanding but Dad wanted to break my neck.
He was very angry because his teenage son...

I called the police station but there were no cops.
Every single police officer was at doughnut...

Photo shows little Cody nipping Ernie as he arrives at our house

I remember the day we chose you,...

My son asked for a video game console and I ended up being sorry.
I went Christmas shopping at a...

Last year, the Grinch stole the presents and my Christmas tree.
This year I'm making that green...

Linda with her Eye Doctor yesterday.

I’m sitting in the waiting room, of an “America’s Best”...

Most children want toys for Christmas but I wanted revenge.
Santa put me on his naughty list and...

Santa's elves told him that I'm a fan of Doctor Who.
But they were talking about the classic show,...

My name is Timmy and I had a dog named Lassie.
My father is an alcoholic and my mother is sassy....