Humor

Many years ago, I started a band and my friends and I named our band 'Kiss'.
That angered Gene...

You can't catch flies with vinegar but you sure can with honey.
I can't catch any girls in my town...

I owe money to a man named Robert G. Durant.
I want to pay him the money I owe but I can't.
...

I titled this poem 'ED' but it doesn't spell the name Ed.
I have erectile dysfunction, I can't take...

The Kool-Aid Man isn't cool at all, he's actually a thug.
He's a low life scum bag who poisons...

You’re probably thinking this is about basketball, the tournament soon to be;
But the ball is...

All the shit
being digested
by me
with what I hear
From CNN, NBC and
...

If there's one thing that I can't stand, it's a litter bug.
Whenever I see one, I get mad and they...

The second one is waning, of the Winter we’ve lived up north;
After twenty years in Florida, the...

In August of nineteen sixty-one, I had just turned seventeen;
I still had my virginity, I still was...

A man ripped me off, he sold he a retired race horse that had been gelded.
He neglected to tell me...

I go to The LA Fitness Club, every weekday, I love it dear;
I have a lifetime membership, for only...

Don't believe that Casper is a friendly ghost because it's not true.
He murdered my entire family...

While I was on vacation, two squatters came to my house to live.
They didn't even get permission,...

Certain people like the new Doctor Who TV show but I think it's foul.
If I had a choice between...

When one talks about flying through the air, with the greatest of ease;
Normally, it describes the...

When Coleco made the Atari 2600 Donkey Kong Junior, what were they thinking?
When they made this...