Humor

I owe money to a man named Robert G. Durant.
I want to pay him the money I owe but I can't.
...

I titled this poem 'ED' but it doesn't spell the name Ed.
I have erectile dysfunction, I can't take...

The Kool-Aid Man isn't cool at all, he's actually a thug.
He's a low life scum bag who poisons...

You’re probably thinking this is about basketball, the tournament soon to be;
But the ball is...

All the shit
being digested
by me
with what I hear
From CNN, NBC and
...

If there's one thing that I can't stand, it's a litter bug.
Whenever I see one, I get mad and they...

The second one is waning, of the Winter we’ve lived up north;
After twenty years in Florida, the...

In August of nineteen sixty-one, I had just turned seventeen;
I still had my virginity, I still was...

A man ripped me off, he sold he a retired race horse that had been gelded.
He neglected to tell me...

I go to The LA Fitness Club, every weekday, I love it dear;
I have a lifetime membership, for only...

Don't believe that Casper is a friendly ghost because it's not true.
He murdered my entire family...

While I was on vacation, two squatters came to my house to live.
They didn't even get permission,...

Certain people like the new Doctor Who TV show but I think it's foul.
If I had a choice between...

When one talks about flying through the air, with the greatest of ease;
Normally, it describes the...

When Coleco made the Atari 2600 Donkey Kong Junior, what were they thinking?
When they made this...

One day Barney Fife was practicing his quick draw.
He accidentally shot Thelma Lou, he broke the law...

Two years later, almost eighteen, I decided golf to give a try;
Of course, as a beginner, my scores...