Humor

Yeah I not only poked
the bear
I lit a flame thrower
up its ASS

So I shouldn't...

I'm very angry and you'd better believe that it's no joke.
My goat ate my winning lottery ticket and...

When my wife had to go off the pill, I called a place that sells condominiums.
When I said that I...

The way I run my business is something my employees don't like.
Just because I do them dirty...

When Rocky Balboa returned from Russia, he'd been cheated out of his money, he didn't have a penny.
...

Three convenience store employees thought what they did was funny but I think it was cruel.
Those...

You've designed a new electric car and it's being built on the assembly line.
You've been pestering...

I've been a used car salesman for twenty years, it's my job to lie and cheat.
When it comes to how I...

Yesterday, I ordered a pizza and washed my hands and then I had a fit.
When I came to the table, I...

Y'all gon' make me lose my mind
Up in here, up in here
Y'all gon' make me go all out
...

When I went to the carnival, my ex-girlfriend was there.
I thought I could win her back if I won her...

People pinched me yesterday and they got punched.
I didn't just hit a couple of people, I hit a...

A man has kidnapped two people and is demanding 50 million for their safe return.
But people have...

Roses are red. Violets are blue.
Wait, blue cannot possibly be a violet’s true hue!

Are...

I think there
are Bed Bugs
in my Ink
as
Something
keeps
itching...

I broke one of God's Commandments when I stole an extension cord.
I was struck by a bolt of...

It pains me to say that my penis is only half an inch long.
It's extremely embarrassing because I...