Humor

WARNING: This poem contains language that may not be suitable for certain readers.

A foreign waiter...

My blind date became violent because I took her to Popeyes instead of KFC.
She didn't get her eleven...

All Hell broke loose when my friend stole my winning lottery ticket.
He collected twenty million...

I was told
after the interview
concluded
that I should
be receiving a
...

I went back in time to date Pocahontas because I heard she was hot.
But when I went back in time to...

My last girlfriend
was a lady on the street,
but a freak in bed.

My current...

Little piggy, little piggy; let me in!
I just want to ask, how ya been.
Little piggy, little...

All My Life
I have
been told
to stand
in the corner

As a 6 year old...

I was informed Yesterday
By Nigel
That a hole
in Britain
contained a Toad...

Even though my son is only five years old, he's somebody who you'll clobber.
He is an adorable child...

I own a store and I sell rabbits for a living.
When people mess with me, I'm not a man who is...

I own a bomb but it's not the kind of bomb that you think.
It's a DVD and it's so bad that it made...

Gravedigger’s daughter, a lovely ghoul,
Newly uprooted from graveyard pool
Teenage zombie,...

I made the mistake of going to a different dentist.
He did something terrible because he was pissed...

When We
first were
married
My wife
was scrumptiously
in love
with...

My neighbor is so cheap that he uses an antique lawn mower to cut his grass.
He's the cheapest man I...

You asked for my help because you have a broken arm and leg.
I've been helping you because I hate to...