Humor

When I was a teenager, I made a lot of fathers unhappy.
I was constantly being beaten up or shot at...

As children, when Lucy pulled away the football, it was cute.
Back then I could laugh about it and I...

When I went to Las Vegas, I lost all of my money and I also lost my wife's entire life savings.
I...

I'm one of the owners of a trucking company that's called STD.
Nobody will hire us, even when we...

We have very little money so we're living in our truck.
We are in need of shelter but sadly, we are...

It's that time of the month again, your rent is due.
You'd better pay up or I'll beat the hell out...

My stepson is so stupid that he was busted by the cops.
It all started when the damn idiot stole...

It made me very angry and people are stupid when they say it's no big deal.
If my uncle wasn't...

People are saying that I'm a rotten kid.
They're mad and can't believe what I did.
Summer...

A Wizard gave my cousin two choices, become an ogre or praise the new Doctor Who.
It took less than...

It was that time of the month and I sure did dread it.
A deadbeat customer was coming to my store to...

A taxi driver charged me fifty bucks for a short trip.
And then the S.O.B. had the nerve to ask for...

When I agreed to work for room and board, I was told that it would be good.
But the boss lied to me...

The new Doctor Who TV show is a true masterpiece, a masterpiece of shit.
I have a son who was...

When I bid on a house and lost, I became really pissed.
I decided to burn that house down because I'...

WARNING: This poem contains language that may not be suitable for certain readers.

A foreign waiter...

My blind date became violent because I took her to Popeyes instead of KFC.
She didn't get her eleven...