Humour

Well, it's back to the sillies I go
This serious stuff is hurting my brain
If you notice I'm...

How many times must I say that I love you

Before it starts sounding too much

And how many...

in your eyes I come undone

virtue pours out my skin;

like milk from a broken cistern...

If Death comes knocking at my door

I'll tell him his ways I abhor

To take everything from...

~Associate not with birds~.

We have a turtle named turd
He reminds me of Henry the third,...

Poor Shia!
Poor Shia!

Violated by a horny chica
“Won’t nobody believe ya?”

...

The Monday after Halloween
I laid down the law to my employees
“You’d better be here on the...

She was about six.
That age of ceaseless question's.
Here it came. the doozy.
Mommy...

There once lived a Beaver called Boris, who was born without any teeth,

He sucked on the leaves,...

I went with mama down to Levine’s
Man I hate that scene
But I had no luck had to give it up...

When life began and I was young
They gave me a name
It seemed I cried no end in sight
...

Why does my face get animated , whenever I see your portraits ?

Why a mere reflection of your...

Heart is strong as iron
And faces problems like brave lion
if the iron meets water like a...

I AM WOMAN!

I am woman! they proudly declare
I thought I would try it but lacked the flair...

Would you like ice with that madam, a splash of soda with that gin

would you like some nuts with...

Watch him now, the artless fool
Full of fake expression and counterfeit cool
He paints a...

Just because I loved her so

Did I have to forfeit my mischievous soul?

All I did was pull a...