Humour

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Might Be From Outer Space

Might Be From Outer Space

Did you ever see a cow with a green eyebrow
Wow! Hope you sought some help
Did you ever see a...

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Nothing To Say

Nothing To Say

Why can't I find a topic to write about ?

My mind is full of indecision and doubt !

It has...

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Jack The Jester

Jack The Jester

Hap hap happy day everybody
It's that annoying Jester once again
Sending giggles and great...

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Rome

Rome

Rome wasn't built in one day

For quality, you must expect a delay !

Some things are worth...

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Satirical, Slapstick, And...

Satirical, Slapstick, And Self-Deprecating

Well, it's back to the sillies I go
This serious stuff is hurting my brain
If you notice I'm...

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How Many Times

How Many Times

How many times must I say that I love you

Before it starts sounding too much

And how many...

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Eating a Friend

Eating a Friend

in your eyes I come undone

virtue pours out my skin;

like milk from a broken cistern...

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Meeting Death

Meeting Death

If Death comes knocking at my door

I'll tell him his ways I abhor

To take everything from...

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~Associate not with birds~.

~Associate not with birds~.

We have a turtle named turd
He reminds me of Henry the third,...

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POOR SHIA LaBEOUF

POOR SHIA LaBEOUF

Poor Shia!
Poor Shia!

Violated by a horny chica
“Won’t nobody believe ya?”

...

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ONCE UPON A HOLIDAY MOON

ONCE UPON A HOLIDAY MOON

The Monday after Halloween
I laid down the law to my employees
“You’d better be here on the...

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The Bare Facts

The Bare Facts

She was about six.
That age of ceaseless question's.
Here it came. the doozy.
Mommy...

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Boris The Toothless Beaver

There once lived a Beaver called Boris, who was born without any teeth,

He sucked on the leaves,...

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Shopping With Mama

Shopping With Mama

I went with mama down to Levine’s
Man I hate that scene
But I had no luck had to give it up...

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Running Bear

Running Bear

When life began and I was young
They gave me a name
It seemed I cried no end in sight
...

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Virtual Crush

Virtual Crush

Why does my face get animated , whenever I see your portraits ?

Why a mere reflection of your...

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LOVE

Heart is strong as iron
And faces problems like brave lion
if the iron meets water like a...