POOR SHIA LaBEOUF

Poor Shia!
Poor Shia!

Violated by a horny chica
“Won’t nobody believe ya?”

That a woman did a quickie
With little Sam Witwicky

Ripping off your jeans
Before you could scream
“Someone help me please!”

And when she got done
You became a fun of pun

And now they call poor Shia
Nothing but a little “Lia“!