Humour

I AM WOMAN!

I am woman! they proudly declare
I thought I would try it but lacked the flair...

Would you like ice with that madam, a splash of soda with that gin

would you like some nuts with...

Watch him now, the artless fool
Full of fake expression and counterfeit cool
He paints a...

Just because I loved her so

Did I have to forfeit my mischievous soul?

All I did was pull a...

I don't care who you are, Don't care what you did, As long as you love me.
Then there will be no...

'You've been replaced by Google!'

I was informed last week

By third, and youngest, Dougal...

I AM whatever I say I AM
Hotheaded then can be calm
I will not be what I dont want to be...

The windows gleam the item shine
The manaqines Look pretty
I must stop thinking about...

I've actually heard that cohabitation

Can lead to nights of copulation

Which can have...

Made quite an impression, it seems
On the chair I've been glued to so long
The indentation is...

(My Version of Einstein's Theory)

Ellison's Theory of Sillytivity
In case you haven't heard...

Just noticed for the very first time
My hair line is definitely receding
My crowning glory,...

This frigid weather is getting me down
Was planning to sunbathe today
Perhaps I won't with...

This ol chap Basil Fawlty
He owned a hotel Torquay
Really so crazy haughty
His wife...

I like my coffee

alcoholic and steamy

just like my women

A caffeine injection is all that I need,

To wake up my senses, to keep me at speed,

A...