Humour

Complex thoughts and equations cross my mind,
Is this what's it is like?
Is this what they do...

Country girl why you left me so sad and lonely?

I had no idea you could be, such a heart breaker...

The name is Thomas,

I'm sorta like a politician,

Or at least that's what I call myself,...

The lass in the hotel room stood doing her hair.

She wore a cowboy shirt but no underwear....

Shine a light into recesses of my mind

A coherent thought you'll do well to find !

...

Life has ridden rough-shod over me

I'm down for the count begging for mercy !

How can so...

Homo Smartphoniz

looking down our nosiz

scrolling down the avenue

Along came an H-...

You do have the power to turn me on

When you tantalize and tease this long

I badly want to...

The saint and the sinner met one day

To hear what the other had to say,

The saint said,...

Trouble finds me wherever I may go

Why it picks on me I long to know

Not five minutes have...

There is a young lady from Slough
Who really is proud of the town.
When it comes to John...

Fearing I may eventually lose my mind

Answers to a predicament too hard to find

A...

To pass the "Test of Time" is very tough

Half-way through you feel that's enough !

So many...

It is best taking the bull by the horns

It isn't that easy to do, one forewarns !

But,...

Today is the first day of the rest of your life

Make the most of it

Everyone has a specific...

Looking at the balance of lifes account

I seem to be lacking a certain amount

However much...