Humour

A poem
You know 'em
They come from the heart
Yeah that's how you start

You...

Life is not what it tends to be
life is not something that you can see

living life is...

Serving cold upon a platter,

Almost froze, what does it matter?

Deserving this icy bitter...

Happy Old Jack is back on track

Had a rough go of it for a week or so

Wondered if it was...

Mr Henry Dillon, was shopping at the store,
He was looking for some skittles, and dropped them on...

Hello Sweetie, where have you been

It's way too long since we cuddled

How's bout making up...

A day inside a demons mind would be a day to see
A day inside a demons mind would bring great joy to...

There Was an old man, His name was Mack,

He worked in the fields by a big yellow shack.

If...

I often wonder
What Newton would say
If he was around this day
And he saw me as I am...

As most days go, this seems pretty good

Doesn't take much to affect my mood

Just a simple...

Never know what's coming out of my mouth

Was once in a store in Cape Cod

Some lady clumsily...

Too much pain & sorrow

My heart has bore the brunt.

For every fucking bastard

...

The German Shepherd was large

the mouse was cute and small

The mouse would speed thru the...

Open my eyes and say to myself

How am I feeling today

Most morning, myself says, “are you...

Just for fun, in a crowded store

Go up to a lady and say

“Thanks for last night” and give...

Once upon a drunk bachelors early night,

This guy decided to go down to a local drinking site,...

My experience as a new poet;

Based on my life, and my need to show it,

My growing up,...