Humour

I'm more than a piece of well built iron

Still and cold

I'm the strong and silent type...

In a foreign land the thing
I search for obsessively is Chai, proper Indian Chai
ironically...

Beware the bloodthirsty wolf in sheep’s clothing,

With his album of duck-faced souvenirs.

...

Enthralled

I watched with wonder

Through the kitchen window

Feet stuck to the floor...

CLASS TEACHER

Billy was a naughty boy and always sat at the back,

Annoying other classmates...

World poetry day
I hear them say
"Is something quite unique"

Writing in rhyme
...

a limerick for St. Patrick’s Day

They met on some weird dating site
For those who are...

Wonky house

Wonky windows

Wonky doors

Wonky walls

Wonky ceilings

...

B*ITCH PLEASE!! REALLY? *achew* sneeze.

Boys get down on your knees, cause MAMA'S here, and she don...

Bloody Single

Having been single for over a year,
I thought I best get my undateable self in...

I choose you
you choose me
we develope chemistry
together we'll make a history....

Be descpticve in your wrod
So taht it may always be haerd.
Fololw your haert. Ease yuor mnid...

A bloke by the name of Dickie Duncan

Was the butt of many jokes

His name conjured up that...

A poem
You know 'em
They come from the heart
Yeah that's how you start

You...

Life is not what it tends to be
life is not something that you can see

living life is...

Serving cold upon a platter,

Almost froze, what does it matter?

Deserving this icy bitter...

Happy Old Jack is back on track

Had a rough go of it for a week or so

Wondered if it was...