Humour

I learned the hard way
in a fist fight
nobody really expects
a head butt.

©...

The aardvark who was ashamed looked at the floor

The ant that was angry banged on the door

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If you dare poke
an angry bear
it won't
fucking hug you
will it, now.

©...

Hole one, par 4, driver, ball on tee,

I'm Nicklaus, I'm Hogan, I'm Woods, I'm Seve.

My...

I'm more than a piece of well built iron

Still and cold

I'm the strong and silent type...

In a foreign land the thing
I search for obsessively is Chai, proper Indian Chai
ironically...

Beware the bloodthirsty wolf in sheep’s clothing,

With his album of duck-faced souvenirs.

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Enthralled

I watched with wonder

Through the kitchen window

Feet stuck to the floor...

CLASS TEACHER

Billy was a naughty boy and always sat at the back,

Annoying other classmates...

World poetry day
I hear them say
"Is something quite unique"

Writing in rhyme
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a limerick for St. Patrick’s Day

They met on some weird dating site
For those who are...

Wonky house

Wonky windows

Wonky doors

Wonky walls

Wonky ceilings

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B*ITCH PLEASE!! REALLY? *achew* sneeze.

Boys get down on your knees, cause MAMA'S here, and she don...

Bloody Single

Having been single for over a year,
I thought I best get my undateable self in...

I choose you
you choose me
we develope chemistry
together we'll make a history....

Be descpticve in your wrod
So taht it may always be haerd.
Fololw your haert. Ease yuor mnid...

A bloke by the name of Dickie Duncan

Was the butt of many jokes

His name conjured up that...