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St. Patrick & Medusa

St. Patrick & Medusa

a limerick for St. Patrick’s Day

They met on some weird dating site
For those who are lonely at night
But when he got there
Turns out, she’s got no hair:
β€œCos you banished my snakes, you dumb shite!!”

BeannachtaΓ­ na FΓ©ile PΓ‘draig

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Lorna

Really enjoyed this Jason!! clever and very funny

Love

Lorna xxxx

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Mizzy ......

Happy St.Paddy's Day J,

Very funny pairing !

Mick.

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Larry Ran

My Dear Friend Jason,

St. Patrick thought that he'd found gold

A lovely lass on a dating site "Yes", him told

They made a date for the following night

But when he got there, what a sight

For she was bald and ugly and very old

Peace and Love,

Larry xxx

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Phil Hanlon

Now there's a humor I've come to know and love.Β 

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Rose Sho

Lol...This is hilarous J...I'm glad I caught it

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