Humour

I have a naughty kitten,
Who curls up on my lap,
The house would be quite peaceful,
If...

Tousled it playfully after dipping them in the full moon,
Ran your fingers through having caressed...

Today I saved a snail from drowning,
That's if they drown at all,
I've never seen them doing...

A bee came stumbling, bumbling
It nearly flew right in my face
It couldn't fly a straight...

Some canny North Shields‘ fisherfolk
Set out one night to write a joke
But after one too many...

A poem which purposefully leaves out conjunctions – those special words which connect words or clauses to...

"I want you" , she whispered,
whisky breath in my ear.
That was the first thing that went...

"Let's go dancing", she said
as she opened the door
"thought we were doing dinner, Sheila"...

I know I’m growing older by the day –
Things that I’d have bypassed years before
Strike me as...

I have a friend who beats his chest
Who thinks he's tough, an ego blessed
He goes out...

“I dunno when the last time he done that.”
Came from the TV screen at fever-pitch
He got...

Feet, coloured yellow –
Move at speed –
Shades of green adorn the ground.
Billboards...

Universe, " When Steve Harvey announced the wrong "Miss Universe 2015"

Vortex, " When corrupt...

Mother knows best because she teaches us the following subjects:

Agriculture, " a man reaps what...

Six feet under
my epitah will read
"Fuck you Mankind"
no visitors allowed
thank...

She hasn’t yet arrived
And already speaks of leaving.
All I could do was
To just sit...