Humour

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Our Hedgehogs

Our Hedgehogs

We love to watch our hedgehogs when they come out at night,
One, two or maybe...

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REVELATION OR INSANITY

REVELATION OR INSANITY

What will choose to be written
What will call for recognition
Lured to pen or screen
...

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Nancy Pelosi

Nancy Pelosi

She is made
like an egg
sunny side up
Firmly solid
if you by pass
the...

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Doggy Bag

Doggy Bag

I had a
wonderful
32 Oz Med Rare
Ribeye
Bake Potato
With all the fixins...

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Urology Office

Urology Office

It was a typical office day,
Not much to proclaim,
Until one poor, lonely soul,
He...

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CHEWING GUM CURSE

CHEWING GUM CURSE

The man with chewing gum stuck to his shoe
Was at a loss at what to do
He could not reach his...

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Cuddles

Cuddles

“Cuddles” is what I affectionately call her
This sweet little darling of mine
No other word...

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Kaboom!

Kaboom!

How many of you have done this?
You go into another room
To get something really important...

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Ain't me...

Ain't me...

The evening didn’t want to show up;
said she was bored of the daily routine,
And demanded...

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Halloween

Halloween

Outstretched limbs reach for my head to carve a new face with a look of the dead.

Halloween...

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The zoo .

My friend the crocodile who has no teeth sucks his food and his name is kieth ,
His friend the bear...

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Facebook Fakebook Part2

Facebook Fakebook Part2

Facebook fakebook
Lets do another takebook
Singlebook,minglebook
Send a little...

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The cat and the kitten

The cat and the kitten

I have a naughty kitten,
Who curls up on my lap,
The house would be quite peaceful,
If...

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Silver

Silver

Tousled it playfully after dipping them in the full moon,
Ran your fingers through having caressed...

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Professional snail Shelly ...

Professional snail Shelly (for the kids)

Today I saved a snail from drowning,
That's if they drown at all,
I've never seen them doing...

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THE BEE

THE BEE

A bee came stumbling, bumbling
It nearly flew right in my face
It couldn't fly a straight...