Humour

Stop staring
im not a lump
I'm not orange
I'm no trump
I'm more like gump...

ever since Homo Sapiens didst
insinuate, elbow and barge
humanity at the mercy sans, small,...

**such fun I had with this??**
I know a lady called miss Anne Baker she was an incredible cake maker...

Our Hedgehogs

We love to watch our hedgehogs when they come out at night,
One, two or maybe...

What will choose to be written
What will call for recognition
Lured to pen or screen
...

She is made
like an egg
sunny side up
Firmly solid
if you by pass
the...

I had a
wonderful
32 Oz Med Rare
Ribeye
Bake Potato
With all the fixins...

It was a typical office day,
Not much to proclaim,
Until one poor, lonely soul,
He...

The man with chewing gum stuck to his shoe
Was at a loss at what to do
He could not reach his...

“Cuddles” is what I affectionately call her
This sweet little darling of mine
No other word...

How many of you have done this?
You go into another room
To get something really important...

The evening didn’t want to show up;
said she was bored of the daily routine,
And demanded...

Outstretched limbs reach for my head to carve a new face with a look of the dead.

Halloween...

My friend the crocodile who has no teeth sucks his food and his name is kieth ,
His friend the bear...

Facebook fakebook
Lets do another takebook
Singlebook,minglebook
Send a little...