Humour

Plato was a teacher of philosophy,
Not woodwork or cooking or theosophy.
He gave each a...

Pubwatch is a scheme operated by landlords,
it is countrywide and if anyone gets barred from a pub...

Tall reaches tallest shelf ,stretching heights he reaches by himself.
Short will struggle down below...

Pop
Pop
Pop
There goes
Another,
All fluffy
But no colour,
...

Hello social media's newest craze
Let me show you a different face
In fact I airbrush my...

It's amazing what the eye surgeons can do,
remove cataracts on the top of a tibetan mountain in a...

I was in the supermarket,
don't usually go to this one
so I didn't know the layout,
...

It was raining and dusk was setting in,
she was sat in the restaurant doorway
on an old...

These two had their audience in stitches
They took your heart and made it smile
They were...

I can't
Sleep
For I've
Committed
A crime,
I stole
A loved
...

My mate likes to smoke cannabis ,
he comes round mine and rolls it on my table,
the same old...

I wouldn't buy a mini,
far too tinny,
as for a skoda,
they make you look much older,...

Stop staring
im not a lump
I'm not orange
I'm no trump
I'm more like gump...

ever since Homo Sapiens didst
insinuate, elbow and barge
humanity at the mercy sans, small,...

**such fun I had with this??**
I know a lady called miss Anne Baker she was an incredible cake maker...