Humour

My white apron
With red dripping
I will not
Yield my knife
I want to
See...

When They Have To Go (Minute Poem)

No dogs eyes can give a surprise
or otherwise;
it'...

Women claim good sex doesn't matter
when it comes to affairs of the heart.
But you gotta...

I know a secret and I'll share it with you,
it is the answer to that age old question,
how do...

Plato was a teacher of philosophy,
Not woodwork or cooking or theosophy.
He gave each a...

Pubwatch is a scheme operated by landlords,
it is countrywide and if anyone gets barred from a pub...

Tall reaches tallest shelf ,stretching heights he reaches by himself.
Short will struggle down below...

Pop
Pop
Pop
There goes
Another,
All fluffy
But no colour,
...

Hello social media's newest craze
Let me show you a different face
In fact I airbrush my...

It's amazing what the eye surgeons can do,
remove cataracts on the top of a tibetan mountain in a...

I was in the supermarket,
don't usually go to this one
so I didn't know the layout,
...

It was raining and dusk was setting in,
she was sat in the restaurant doorway
on an old...

These two had their audience in stitches
They took your heart and made it smile
They were...

I can't
Sleep
For I've
Committed
A crime,
I stole
A loved
...

My mate likes to smoke cannabis ,
he comes round mine and rolls it on my table,
the same old...

I wouldn't buy a mini,
far too tinny,
as for a skoda,
they make you look much older,...