Humour

the penny pincher

couldn't come up with the ransom

he failed to make cents

It’s so hard to look inside.

Really look inside.

They say once you do you never look back...

He never speaks with false tongue
and he’s well hung

Unravelling,
Spiralling
Out of control,
Time travelling
Withering
Turned...

It is
sad yet
true
that
most
men
initially
do
not...

I'm not a fan of football,
rugbys' kind of lame,
i really do hate tennis,
chess is...

You get up in the morning,
and on the table rests,
a newspaper waiting,
to hurt and...

Our village has a little church,
with a grave yard at the bottom,
with a couple of wooden...

I wrote a letter to the council,
to highlight my complaints,
As I thought it'd get the job...

My English teacher hates me,
I've noticed these past months,
After all my well meant...

Don't Know
If it was
the Bacon
Grits and Eggs
For Breakfast

The Big Mac...

Sometimes
I think
if more
people
believed
in Birth Control
Today'...

The coolness of the bench on
my bare ass makes all my
worries fly pass

Okay I bought it
the winning lotto ticket
I can dream can't I

Five benches in a semi-circle
You can watch the world go by
But the middle one is sacred...

If you want to take everything seriously...

If you miss the days of old...

If laughter is...

All the same
Living in vain
Say one thing
Loves no game
Words roll off their...