Humour

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BANG ME

BANG ME

It is
sad yet
true
that
most
men
initially
do
not...

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NOT a sporty person

NOT a sporty person

I'm not a fan of football,
rugbys' kind of lame,
i really do hate tennis,
chess is...

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The newspaper

The newspaper

You get up in the morning,
and on the table rests,
a newspaper waiting,
to hurt and...

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Unmarked graves

Unmarked graves

Our village has a little church,
with a grave yard at the bottom,
with a couple of wooden...

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A letter to the council

A letter to the council

I wrote a letter to the council,
to highlight my complaints,
As I thought it'd get the job...

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My English teacher hates me

My English teacher hates me

My English teacher hates me,
I've noticed these past months,
After all my well meant...

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Evil Noises Within

Evil Noises Within

Don't Know
If it was
the Bacon
Grits and Eggs
For Breakfast

The Big Mac...

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BirthControl

BirthControl

Sometimes
I think
if more
people
believed
in Birth Control
Today'...

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Chillassing

Chillassing

The coolness of the bench on
my bare ass makes all my
worries fly pass

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Lotto

Lotto

Okay I bought it
the winning lotto ticket
I can dream can't I

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The Market Seats

The Market Seats

Five benches in a semi-circle
You can watch the world go by
But the middle one is sacred...

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YOU MIGHT LAUGH (Don't...

YOU MIGHT LAUGH (Don't Watch)

If you want to take everything seriously...

If you miss the days of old...

If laughter is...

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Typical man!

Typical man!

All the same
Living in vain
Say one thing
Loves no game
Words roll off their...

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Hunter!

Hunter!

My white apron
With red dripping
I will not
Yield my knife
I want to
See...

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When They Have To Go!

When They Have To Go!

When They Have To Go (Minute Poem)

No dogs eyes can give a surprise
or otherwise;
it'...

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Good Sex

Good Sex

Women claim good sex doesn't matter
when it comes to affairs of the heart.
But you gotta...

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How to get a youthful figure

I know a secret and I'll share it with you,
it is the answer to that age old question,
how do...