Humour

It's Friday night dinner at last
But Jackies says it's time to fast.
No squirrel to bite...

There once was a girl called Lee
Who was stung by a little honey bee
She cried and she cried...

It's Friday night dinner tonight
Lovely bit of squirrel to bite
Martin sneezed on the beans...

There once was a dog called Wilson
Who got so drunk he was ill some
They carried him home...

Perforated pleura
From wrenching non stop
Torn and twisted thoracic muscles
The...

In seeking to find we are not found
As translucent as porcelain,
The earth's goodly frame...

Reel round your personae
Waltzing round the floor
Then you salsa to the bathroom
The...

Now I've thought, I think I see
Not what I'd like but what could be.
How a late night, kettle...

Autocorrect oh autocorrect
You get in the way of what I'm trying to say,
You make me look as...

You would
think
in all the
HONKY TONK
GIN CLUBS
And
JAZZ DIVES...

Physical reality, the worst of all things
Ability and ambition shot through,
Glasses of wine...

I have something odd to confess
Though odd isn't my usual style
I'm a secret romantic at...

There once was a girl called Wendy
Who was not straight but bendy
She tried to stand up...

Ariana
What were
you thinking
dressing
as You Did?

You performed...

Nag nag nag and nag nag again,
Cluck cluck clucking like a hangry hen,
Punch punch punch is...

Unshaven, odd socks
I'm a hobo losing the plot
I laugh at myself and with my kids
Life...

The Timing
of the Jester
was not
His best
moment

As the King
...