Humour

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Wheezer

Wheezer

Perforated pleura
From wrenching non stop
Torn and twisted thoracic muscles
The...

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This Goodly Frame

In seeking to find we are not found
As translucent as porcelain,
The earth's goodly frame...

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Reel Round Your Personae

Reel round your personae
Waltzing round the floor
Then you salsa to the bathroom
The...

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Sing

Sing

Now I've thought, I think I see
Not what I'd like but what could be.
How a late night, kettle...

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Autocorrect Oh Autocorrect

Autocorrect Oh Autocorrect

Autocorrect oh autocorrect
You get in the way of what I'm trying to say,
You make me look as...

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40 + YEAR OLD VIRGIN (...

40 + YEAR OLD VIRGIN ( Poking Fun AT TONY)

You would
think
in all the
HONKY TONK
GIN CLUBS
And
JAZZ DIVES...

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The Quick & The Dead

Physical reality, the worst of all things
Ability and ambition shot through,
Glasses of wine...

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A Summer Dress

I have something odd to confess
Though odd isn't my usual style
I'm a secret romantic at...

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Wendy

There once was a girl called Wendy
Who was not straight but bendy
She tried to stand up...

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Bill Can't Behave at A...

Bill Can't Behave at A Funeral

Ariana
What were
you thinking
dressing
as You Did?

You performed...

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Annoying Work Colleague

Annoying Work Colleague

Nag nag nag and nag nag again,
Cluck cluck clucking like a hangry hen,
Punch punch punch is...

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Hobo in the house!

Hobo in the house!

Unshaven, odd socks
I'm a hobo losing the plot
I laugh at myself and with my kids
Life...

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Timing Of A Jester

Timing Of A Jester

The Timing
of the Jester
was not
His best
moment

As the King
...

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Widowed

Widowed

the penny pincher

couldn't come up with the ransom

he failed to make cents

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THE MONSTER IS MY BUTLER.

THE MONSTER IS MY BUTLER.

It’s so hard to look inside.

Really look inside.

They say once you do you never look back...

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Lucky

Lucky

He never speaks with false tongue
and he’s well hung

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My butterfly effect...

My butterfly effect...

Unravelling,
Spiralling
Out of control,
Time travelling
Withering
Turned...